On alternative uses for a house

"Mom, what if you used your whole house as underwear?"

"...if you pulled it out of the ground and used it as underwear..."

"That would be too big for any person, right?"

On mad Sudoku skills

"Mommy, can you teach me Sudoku? Because you are the master."

On being the boss

"Why do mommies get to be the boss of daddies even though mommies are littler?"

On unpleasant sounds

"Ow, mom, that's hurting me. Because whenever I hear a piece of metal rubbing against another piece of metal, I kinda wiggle."