On the Spelling of Dads' Names

"My dad's name starts with D.... Hey, yours does, too!" (reported by Sara)

On Where the Crayon-like Clowns Live

"The clowns aren't here. All the clowns live in the clown house."

On the Sanitary Habits of Owls

"Owls should poo in the potty, not on us." (A big owl did on Dad)